1 Boring Old Man

^{"But the true history of any administration is not going to be written until long after the person is gone. It’s just impossible for short-term history to accurately reflect what has taken place. Most historians, you know, probably had a political preference, and so their view isn’t exactly objective — most short-term historians. And it’s going to take a while for people to analyze mine or any other of my predecessors until down the road when they’re able to take — watch the long march of history and determine whether or not the decisions made during the eight years I was President have affected history in a positive way."}

_{George W. Bush [perhaps planning to screw up some more history?]}

This is how Mr. Bush ended the Press Conference on December 20, 2006. Two things bother me about it:

Problem: First he says, "during the eight years I was President." That says to me he’s not sufficiently frightened about being impeached.

Solution: Begin impeachment proceedings in January 2007.

Problem: The second thing is that it sounds like he’s prepping us for bombing Iran. He’s saying this obviously scripted piece for a reason, and I’m not excited about how I hear it. It almost sounds like he’s saying, "You ain’t seen nothing, yet."

Solution: Begin impeachment proceedings in January 2007.