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Newsweek to Hire Karl Rove

Newsweek is hiring Karl Rove to be a spokesperson for the “right” to balance Markos of Daily Kos. As the man who took Bush’s approval rating from 88% to 25%, I think he’s a perfect. And nice to know they’ll have someone “civil” to balance out those foul-mouthed bloggers:

Eventually, I met with Rove. I arrived at his office a few minutes early, just in time to witness the Rove Treatment, which, like LBJ’s famous browbeating style, is becoming legend but is seldom reported. Rove’s assistant, Susan Ralston, said he’d be just a minute. She’s very nice, witty and polite. Over her shoulder was a small back room where a few young men were toiling away. I squeezed into a chair near the open door to Rove’s modest chamber, my back against his doorframe. Inside, Rove was talking to an aide about some political stratagem in some state that had gone awry and a political operative who had displeased him. I paid it no mind and reviewed a jotted list of questions I hoped to ask. But after a moment, it was like ignoring a tornado flinging parked cars. “We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!” As a reporter, you get around—curse words, anger, passionate intensity are not notable events—but the ferocity, the bellicosity, the violent imputations were, well, shocking. This went on without a break for a minute or two. Then the aide slipped out looking a bit ashen, and Rove, his face ruddy from the exertions of the past few moments, looked at me and smiled a gentle, Clarence-the-Angel smile. “Come on in.”

At last, an opportunity to hear Karl Rove in a public forum. He’s hidden by speaking only to the like-minded. Having him out in the open will be delicious. KOS doesn’t have to make arguments. All he has to do is tell the truth. Rove on display will allow us to see "Spin" in action. Perfect!