{"id":1697,"date":"2007-10-06T22:57:04","date_gmt":"2007-10-07T03:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/2007\/10\/06\/heal\/"},"modified":"2007-10-06T23:13:10","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T04:13:10","slug":"heal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/2007\/10\/06\/heal\/","title":{"rendered":"Heal!"},"content":{"rendered":"<br \/>\n<blockquote>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ap.google.com\/article\/ALeqM5j9XJtq8scoszIFZLWUjrR8mPuBFQD8S38PR80\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"AP\"><strong>Scandal Brewing at Oral Roberts U.<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"5\" height=\"150\" border=\"1\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/wonkette.com\/assets\/resources\/2007\/10\/lindsayroberts.jpg\" alt=\"Lindsay Roberts\" title=\"Lindsay Roberts\" \/> Twenty years ago, televangelist Oral Roberts said he was reading a spy novel when God appeared to him and told him to raise $8 million for Roberts&#8217; university, or else he would be &quot;called home.&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Now, his son, Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts, says God is speaking again, telling him to deny lurid allegations in a lawsuit that threatens to engulf this 44-year-old Bible Belt college in scandal.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Richard Roberts is accused of illegal involvement in a local political campaign and lavish spending at donors&#8217; expense, including numerous home remodeling projects, use of the university jet for his daughter&#8217;s senior trip to the Bahamas, and a red Mercedes convertible and a Lexus SUV for his wife, Lindsay.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">She is accused of dropping tens of thousands of dollars on clothes, awarding nonacademic scholarships to friends of her children and sending scores of text messages on university-issued cell phones to people described in the lawsuit as &quot;underage males.&quot;<\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\">At a chapel service this week on the 5,300-student campus known for its 60-foot-tall bronze sculpture of praying hands, Roberts said God told him: &quot;We live in a litigious society. Anyone can get mad and file a lawsuit against another person whether they have a legitimate case or not. This lawsuit &#8230; is about intimidation, blackmail and extortion.&quot;<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"justify\">Although we&#8217;re getting kind of used to such things, this one looks to be dicey enough to rank with some of the top Religious Right all-star corruption stories [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tulsaworld.com\/webextra\/content\/2007\/pdfs\/Swails_vs_ORU.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>the suit<\/strong><\/a>]. The  graft angle involves lots of money, lots of lavish spending, and then there&#8217;s Ms. Roberts hanging out with lots of underaged boys. <\/div>\n<p align=\"justify\">I remember Oral Roberts Television show as a kid, one of the few back then. Each Sunday, he&#8217;s lay hands on people and shout &quot;Heal!&quot; At the end of the show, he&#8217;d reach out to the camera with his outstreched hand so the afflicted could lean against their black and white T.V. set and get some long distance healing. I sort of lost track of him, until he locked himself in a tower on a hunger strike until he had the money to start Oral Roberts U. I&#8217;ve seen Richard on television a couple of times &#8211; as much the Charlatan as his old man &#8211; though not nearly so adept at rolling his eyes into the back of his head when he shouted &quot;Heal!.&quot; If 1\/10th of the allegations are true, these people are in big trouble. And if history is any indicator of what&#8217;s coming, we&#8217;re in for some fine theatrics from Oral Roberts U. rivaling those of famous alum, Ted Haggard. The Mrs. Robinson jokes have already started.<\/p>\n<div>It&#8217;s amazing that the regularity of such stories somehow never seems to slow the emergence of these comical ministries&#8230;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scandal Brewing at Oral Roberts U. Twenty years ago, televangelist Oral Roberts said he was reading a spy novel when God appeared to him and told him to raise $8 million for Roberts&#8217; university, or else he would be &quot;called home.&quot; Now, his son, Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts, says God is speaking again, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}