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Proper Attire For The Temple Of Obama<\/strong><\/a> (“The Barackopolis”)<\/span> <\/div>\n

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To:<\/strong> Interested Parties
From:<\/strong> Brian Rogers, Deputy Communications Director
Date:<\/strong> August 27, 2008
Re:<\/strong> Proper Attire For The Temple Of Obama (“The Barackopolis”)<\/p>\n

Today, workers at Invesco Field are putting the final touches on the newest wonder of the modern political world — The Temple of Obama (“The Barackopolis”). It is upon this pulpit that Barack Obama will tomorrow night address thousands of screaming, adoring fans. <\/div>\n

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There may be some confusion among the press about the venue and appropriate dress code for Barack Obama’s big speech. To help out, we wanted to provide the following tips on appropriate attire. The toga may have gone out of style centuries ago, but after Obama’s temple speech tomorrow night, they’re sure to be flying off the racks. <\/div>\n

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The Nobleman<\/strong>: This toga is recommended for men. For celebrities and lobbyists, please add the red over toga. One should expect to see such stars as Ben Affleck dress in red robes, along with the lobbyists who fill Invesco Field’s skyboxes…<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
This is on  johnmccain.com<\/strong><\/a>. It’s really kind of hard to imagine that such a thing would be on a Presidential candidate’s web site. In case it doesn’t make any sense to you, it’s about the "set" at Mile High Stadium where Obama will speak tonight.<\/div>\n
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Pre-emptive wars and pre-emptive mockery. I expect such things from Rush Limbaugh<\/strong><\/a>:<\/div>\n
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The Speech Clinton Wanted to Give<\/strong><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Rex, the Amarillo Rotarian<\/strong><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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A caller informs us on Rotary Club speech rules.<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Coming This October: The Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright Show<\/strong><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Barry’s Delusions of Grandeur<\/strong><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Temple set designed to make small man look large.<\/a><\/p>\n

Obama Sings:<\/strong> What A Wonderful Fall<\/a> | Shanklin<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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The Messiah’s Coronation<\/strong><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Callers weigh in on tonight’s crowning of Obama.<\/a><\/p>\n

Rosa Brooks: <\/strong>He’s Obama, Not the Messiah<\/a>
American Thinker: <\/strong>Obama Temple of Illusion<\/a>
NY Post: <\/strong>Temple of Dem on Mt. O-Lympus<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It’s like the National Inquirer is running the Republican Campaign. The set is a bit pretentious to be sure, but that’s not the point. This stuff would roll out no matter what backdrop they chose. If they had no backdrop at all, it would be "pseudo-poverty." It takes a while to realize that it doesn’t matter what Obama or the Democrats do, there’s instant devaluation and mockery. On Leno, it’s funny. Here, it’s just nastiness… <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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