{"id":3611,"date":"2009-10-29T12:00:46","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T16:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/?p=3611"},"modified":"2009-10-29T12:21:03","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T16:21:03","slug":"and-thats-what-i-love-about-the-south","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/29\/and-thats-what-i-love-about-the-south\/","title":{"rendered":"and that&#8217;s what I love about the South&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">Well, Mississippi gave us William Faulkner, Eudora Welty, and &quot;Tennessee&quot; Williams. Alabama produced Harper Lee, Truman Capote [and George Wallace]. New Orleans and Louisiana have given us more color that we could ever document. Carson McCullers, James Dickey, Flannery O&#8217;Connor &#8211; all hail from Georgia. But South Carolina has lagged with colorful characters until recently. No more. Governor Mark Sanford got the ball rolling, followed by Congressman Joe &quot;It&#8217;s a lie&quot; Wilson. Comes now Ronald Corning, Assistant Attorney General:<\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ajc.com\/news\/nation-world\/police-sc-state-attorney-176245.html\">Police: SC state attorney caught with stripper<\/a><br \/> AJC <\/strong><br \/> By  MEG KINNARD<br \/> 10\/28\/2009<\/div>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>COLUMBIA, S.C.<\/strong> &mdash; A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.<\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\"> Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act. As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman&#8217;s Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.  <\/div>\n<p align=\"justify\">Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General&#8217;s Office. Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth. He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, &quot;just in case,&quot; according to the report. Corning and the woman were let go without charges. Wines&#8217; wife reported the call to her supervisor, who told Attorney General Henry McMaster.<\/p>\n<div align=\"justify\">&quot;We received credible information about inappropriate behavior Monday afternoon,&quot; McMaster said Wednesday. &quot;And by the close of business, he was no longer working here.&quot; Such a trip to the cemetery &quot;would not be appropriate, at any time, for an assistant attorney general,&quot; McMaster said&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Mississippi gave us William Faulkner, Eudora Welty, and &quot;Tennessee&quot; Williams. Alabama produced Harper Lee, Truman Capote [and George Wallace]. New Orleans and Louisiana have given us more color that we could ever document. Carson McCullers, James Dickey, Flannery O&#8217;Connor &#8211; all hail from Georgia. But South Carolina has lagged with colorful characters until recently. 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