{"id":834,"date":"2006-12-14T22:39:58","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T03:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/?p=834"},"modified":"2006-12-15T19:31:38","modified_gmt":"2006-12-16T00:31:38","slug":"1-monotonous-boring-old-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/2006\/12\/14\/1-monotonous-boring-old-man\/","title":{"rendered":"1 <i>monotonous<\/i> boring old man&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"284\" height=\"271\" border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/images\/halliburton%24.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"144\" hspace=\"5\" height=\"108\" border=\"1\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/images\/oil_well_animation_6.gif\" \/>I hate to be so monotonous about a single topic, but Vice President Dick Cheney has earned our special attention. It&#8217;s fine with me if his daughter and her Lesbian partner want to have a baby. I hope Mr. Cheney sticks with her. But I&#8217;d be pleased as punch if he&#8217;d retire and go home to be a doting Grandpa instead of staying in politics. He&#8217;s never contributed much in the political arena. He spent five terms in the U.S. House voting for dead end Right Wing causes, officiated a war we couldn&#8217;t have lost with Captain Kangaroo as Secretary of Defense, and brought his oil business agenda into the White House using the foreign policy of our country as a business tool to fill the coffers of his former company, Halliburton [that bar graph above is Halliburton net profits in millions]. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So, good for you, Dick. Stand up for your kid. But in the process, stand down as a politician. You&#8217;ve done nothing useful, and may have already achieved the status of the single most destructive force ever to enter the White House. <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Go West Old Man, Go West&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I hate to be so monotonous about a single topic, but Vice President Dick Cheney has earned our special attention. It&#8217;s fine with me if his daughter and her Lesbian partner want to have a baby. I hope Mr. Cheney sticks with her. But I&#8217;d be pleased as punch if he&#8217;d retire and go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1boringoldman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}