1 Boring Old Man

One might suppose that Ann Coulter’s day in the sun with her new book might be enough for her, and that the plagerism charges would pass in a day or so like Rush Limbaugh’s Viagra powered sex-vacation in the Dominican Republic. But she’s coming out spewing venom like a hermaphroditic Freddy Kreuger and throwing gasoline on the fire. I think we’re going to have to put the "it’s an act" theories to rest. Or, if it’s an act, it’s a very bad and self-defeating act. Previously, her contentious way of dealing with all of the inevitable confrontations of her exaggerations has come across as gutsy. But this time, she just sounds like an escaped lunatic, or maybe some fat guy in The Sopranos who is about to be "capped" off the show. Has she become the character she created? Or has that been the real Ann all along? Is she going to ride this bomb all the way to the ground? Tune in next week for the next exciting episode of Alien Ann: the Final Conflict.